Etiquette For Outlaws - 01 edition

Cohen, Rob :

Hailing from the San Fernando Valley, this all-star catcher for Sunrise Little League was raised on hot dogs and apple pie, and always stands up for the national anthem at ball games. Rob attended UC Santa Barbara, where he majored in Religious Studies and would have gotten a Ph.D. in the field had he not found something else to do. He created and published Caffeine, an alternative arts magazine, and edited the Caffeine anthology, Scream When You Burn (Incommunicado). He's designed over 80 CD covers for bands you've never heard of, and has designed & written games for Mattel, including the "Men Are From Mars" game. Rob currently lives in Hollywood with his wife Christine, where he writes books and designs box art for Backyard Wrestling videos.

Wollock, David :

This former Cub Scout, Little Leaguer and Valley Boy is a devout fan of mac & cheese, and received an "A" in U.S. History in high school. After graduating from UC Berkeley, where he studied nothing in particular, David created and edited the hardcore hip-hop magazine, Rap Sheet, where he interviewed and was threatened by some of the nation's leading rappers. Currently residing in Venice, CA, he pays his bills by writing trite yet award-winning ad copy, and by contributing to various music and entertainment magazines, including Hollywood Reporter, LA New Times and a bunch of web sites that just went out of business. David also writes brilliantly witty books with Rob, and watches a lot of Backyard Wrestling videos.

Acknowledgments
Introduction

I - Traditional Vices (The Basics)

Booze
Cigarettes
Cigars
Pipes
Gambling
Strip Clubs

II - Sex

Basic Sex
Porn
Alternative Sex
Swinging

III - The Accessories

Tattoos
Piercing
Wheels
Guns
Knives, etc.
Meat
Leather & Fur

IV - The Lifestyle

Basic Street Etiquette
Fighting
Jokes
Crapping, Farting, Burping, and Masturbating
Music Scene Etiquette

V - The Professionals

The Porn Star
The Rock Star
The Gang-Banger
The Graffiti Artist
The Dominatrix

VI - The Aftermath

Rehab
The Law and You
Going to Court
Jail
Homeless Etiquette
Suicide

VII - Travel

Sinning Abroad